Retards - we all know one

Seriously - WTF is that???

Stupidity - taking it to a whole new level

The Internet - pointing out uncomfortable things since 1996

Quickly Children - get inside pikachu's vagina

Epic Failure - and that sh*t is permanent

Unexplainable - this picture can not be explained

Safety - who needs that?

Emo - it's like goth, but for pussies

Gothopotamus - be lucky it's on a leash

Internet - it doesn't make you stupid, it just makes your stupidity more accessible to others

Mooseknuckle - because camel toe has an ugly sister

Ninjas - they're everywhere

Creativity - if life gives you no money for hats, make a fro-hat

Blasphemy - a ticket to hell has never been funnier

Booty - The difference in getting an A or just barely passing...

The Mazda Miata - When the rainbow bumper sticker just doesn't show who you really are!

Envy - it wears a coat and hangs out in hallways

Smoking - when cancer can sometimes be the cure and not the problem

Fear - It'll make you sh*t your pants

Swedish Girls - Making British girls look ugly since 1428

Inevitability - The knowledge that no matter what you do with the rest of your life, you'll never be as cool as a bull-riding monkey

Drugs - doing nothing has never been so amazing

Delicious Cake - nom nom nom

Aim High - What's the worst that could happen?

Sexism - only ugly bitches complain about it